Trump Needing Safe Space Declines White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Twitter Responds

Trump Needing Safe Space Declines White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Twitter Responds

President Snowflake has courageously ran away from the White House Correspondents’ dinner, likely due to his fragile ego and inability to receive criticism. Of course, rather than call those holding the time-honored dinner to tell them the news of his...
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FBI: Trump is Interfering in Investigation of His Russia Ties

FBI: Trump is Interfering in Investigation of His Russia Ties

The White House is attempting to interfere in the FBI investigation into Trump’s collusion with Russia during the 2016 election and the FBI is resisting. Multiple US officials briefed on the matter have told CNN of the events. The FBI...
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How Low Can They Go? New Polls Show People Disapprove of Trump and Believe He’s Incompetent

How Low Can They Go? New Polls Show People Disapprove of Trump and Believe He’s Incompetent

A few new polls should have the White House worrying as his approval ratings slip to an all-time low and a significant majority of people believe he’s incompetent. Trump is a man who often touts his standing in polls, but...
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Paul Ryan’s Portrait in Courage from Samantha Bee’s Full Frontal

Paul Ryan was once called the “conscience of the Republican party,” and now he is known as a fairly shameless Trump apologist and enabler, according to Samantha Bee last Wednesday. In her usual brashness, Bee examines Paul Ryan’s reverse evol...
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British Parliament Makes History and Votes ‘No’ Regarding State Visit from Trump

British Parliament Makes History and Votes ‘No’ Regarding State Visit from Trump

In a historic move, British Parliament is debating whether or not to invite President Trump for a state visit. The government body has never debated whether or not to invite a U.S. President to a state visit, and today they...
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‘He will Die in Jail,’ Senior U.S Intelligence Official Says about Trump

‘He will Die in Jail,’ Senior U.S Intelligence Official Says about Trump

National security officials in the U.S. are preparing to “go nuclear” on President Donald Trump after his recent attack on the intelligence community. Using his preferred attack platform, Twitter, the President sent a series of tweets insisting the...
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Biologists Find Weird 50,000 Year-Old ‘Super Life’ in Mexican Cave Crystals

Biologists Find Weird 50,000 Year-Old ‘Super Life’ in Mexican Cave Crystals

Just when you think life couldn’t get any weirder, you get super life in a Mexican cave crystal. Biologists made a shocking discovery of 50,000 year old microbes surviving on minerals in a cave in Naica, Mexico ‘It’s simply another...
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Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It

Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It

Seth Rogen seized upon a golden opportunity and is suddenly everyone’s hero on Twitter. After realizing Donald Trump Jr. recently followed him on Twitter, Rogen took it upon himself to try to save the world via tweet. Comedic actor and...
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Trump to One Percenters on Leaked Tape: ‘You Are the Special People’

Trump to One Percenters on Leaked Tape: ‘You Are the Special People’

As the United States steadily lurches toward oligarchy, Trump is not bashful in telling his “special people” exactly what he thinks of them. He has even been inviting wealthy country club members to sit in on interviews with his potential Cabinet....
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Harward Calls Trump’s Offer a ‘Turd Sandwich’ after Declining Said ‘Sandwich’

Harward Calls Trump’s Offer a ‘Turd Sandwich’ after Declining Said ‘Sandwich’

President Trump continues to have trouble making deals as his pick to replace potential traitor Mike Flynn, Robert Harward declines the offer. Harward is reported to have called the offer to become Trump’s national security adviser a “sh*t sandwich...
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