Major Thomas Craig (Retired), Author at the daily internet

June 8, 2017 No Responses

Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden

Amid speculation into conversations between Donald Trump and former FBI Director James Comey, a new Washington Post article reports a source told them Trump “goosed Comey in the White House Vegetable Garden.” A close friend of Comey went on to...

May 19, 2017 No Responses

White House Reveals Donald Trump is a Witch

Amid cries from President Trump that he is the subject of the “greatest witch hunt in American history”, the White House and Tweetie himself today exposed a new fact that changes the perspective of all previous remarks. A New York...

April 14, 2017 one Response

Trump Loves Lies, His Favorite: You’re The Liar

Lawyers and liars are the worst kind of bullies because everything you ever learned about standing up to them fails. The misinformation and disinformation they spread goes way beyond a normal ass-beating; it destroys people’s careers—this was in fact Trump...