Trump Needing Safe Space Declines White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Twitter Responds

Trump Needing Safe Space Declines White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Twitter Responds

President Snowflake has courageously ran away from the White House Correspondents’ dinner, likely due to his fragile ego and inability to receive criticism. Of course, rather than call those holding the time-honored dinner to tell them the news of his...
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Paul Ryan’s Portrait in Courage from Samantha Bee’s Full Frontal

Paul Ryan was once called the “conscience of the Republican party,” and now he is known as a fairly shameless Trump apologist and enabler, according to Samantha Bee last Wednesday. In her usual brashness, Bee examines Paul Ryan’s reverse evol...
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Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It

Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It

Seth Rogen seized upon a golden opportunity and is suddenly everyone’s hero on Twitter. After realizing Donald Trump Jr. recently followed him on Twitter, Rogen took it upon himself to try to save the world via tweet. Comedic actor and...
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Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

There is apparently a debate about the current First Lady of the United States of America and her status as a porn star. Some, it seems, are unaware either of Melania Trump’s racy past or of the definition of the...
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Funny Amazon Echo Commands and Easter Eggs

Funny Amazon Echo Commands and Easter Eggs

Alexa, the virtual personal assistant for the Amazon Echo, Echo Dot, and the Amazon Tap speaker is designed to interact with humans, so Amazon programmed “her” with some funny commands and quirks. Alexa is supposed to make you feel like...
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Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President of the United States of America, which is just another indicator that Idiocracy was not a fictional movie, but premonitory documentary. Oddly enough, the typically religious folks...
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Ivanka Trump: EWW! The Peasants Tried to Talk to Me! Take Them Away!

Ivanka Trump: EWW! The Peasants Tried to Talk to Me! Take Them Away!

Earlier today Ivanka Trump delayed a flight for dozens of Americans and claims she was “accosted” by a citizen reminding her how great her father is at ruining a nation, even prior to taking office. That “peasant,” Matt Lanser, neglecte...
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The Trump Holiday Gift Guide by Vanity Fair

The Trump Holiday Gift Guide by Vanity Fair

Donald Trump hasn’t yet made saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” illegal, but he may soon outlaw Vanity Fair and their hilarious video advertising real Trump products. Henry Alford, contributing editor at Vanity F...
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