Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden

Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden

Amid speculation into conversations between Donald Trump and former FBI Director James Comey, a new Washington Post article reports a source told them Trump “goosed Comey in the White House Vegetable Garden.” A close friend of Comey went on to...
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Trump Joins ISIS

Trump Joins ISIS

President Trump joined ISIS in attacking London earlier this week when he went after the city’s mayor, Sadiq Khan. In a series of statements released by Trump, he made it clear that he has found a temporary boogeyman for his...
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Thanks to Kathy Griffin, Barron Trump is No Longer Off Limits

Thanks to Kathy Griffin, Barron Trump is No Longer Off Limits

Until now Donald Trump’s 11-year-old son Barron Trump has mostly been treated as off-limits to public scrutiny. By now you likely know the story about Kathy Griffin’s fake bloody Donald Trump head so there’s no need to rehash it. The...
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White House Reveals Donald Trump is a Witch

White House Reveals Donald Trump is a Witch

Amid cries from President Trump that he is the subject of the “greatest witch hunt in American history”, the White House and Tweetie himself today exposed a new fact that changes the perspective of all previous remarks. A New York...
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FBI Tries to Arrest Trump who is Locked in Oval Office with Guards

FBI Tries to Arrest Trump who is Locked in Oval Office with Guards

The FBI is currently trying to arrest Trump to charge him with crimes related the ongoing investigation into the collusion between the administration and the Russian government. Once the Commander in Chief received word of the pending arrest, he immediately...
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Trump Needing Safe Space Declines White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Twitter Responds

Trump Needing Safe Space Declines White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Twitter Responds

President Snowflake has courageously ran away from the White House Correspondents’ dinner, likely due to his fragile ego and inability to receive criticism. Of course, rather than call those holding the time-honored dinner to tell them the news of his...
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Paul Ryan’s Portrait in Courage from Samantha Bee’s Full Frontal

Paul Ryan was once called the “conscience of the Republican party,” and now he is known as a fairly shameless Trump apologist and enabler, according to Samantha Bee last Wednesday. In her usual brashness, Bee examines Paul Ryan’s reverse evol...
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Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It

Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It

Seth Rogen seized upon a golden opportunity and is suddenly everyone’s hero on Twitter. After realizing Donald Trump Jr. recently followed him on Twitter, Rogen took it upon himself to try to save the world via tweet. Comedic actor and...
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Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

There is apparently a debate about the current First Lady of the United States of America and her status as a porn star. Some, it seems, are unaware either of Melania Trump’s racy past or of the definition of the...
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Funny Amazon Echo Commands and Easter Eggs

Funny Amazon Echo Commands and Easter Eggs

Alexa, the virtual personal assistant for the Amazon Echo, Echo Dot, and the Amazon Tap speaker is designed to interact with humans, so Amazon programmed “her” with some funny commands and quirks. Alexa is supposed to make you feel like...
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