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Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’
June 28, 2020 No Responses

Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’

Vice-President Mike Pence has contracted the coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known. The former Indiana governor was chosen to lead the publicity fight against the pandemic as the leader of the Coronavirus Task Force. In order to quell fears...
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Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors
March 18, 2019 No Responses

Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

As the media repeats the news that Beto O’Rourke raised more money than any other Democratic presidential candidate on his first day, we may want to hold our applause until we see where these donations came from. Beto likes to...
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Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive
December 31, 2018 No Responses

Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive

Millions of Americans woke up to hear that chronic public masturbator and former comedian Louis C.K. is still alive and attempting to revive his dead career. The news spread incredibly fast and sent a shockwave through the entertainment community. The...
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Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It
February 18, 2017 one Response

Donald Trump Jr. Follows Seth Rogen on Twitter, and Rogen is Making Him Regret It

Seth Rogen seized upon a golden opportunity and is suddenly everyone’s hero on Twitter. After realizing Donald Trump Jr. recently followed him on Twitter, Rogen took it upon himself to try to save the world via tweet. Comedic actor and...
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Will The CAVS Create A Fantastic Four with ‘Melo?
February 5, 2017 No Responses

Will The CAVS Create A Fantastic Four with ‘Melo?

  THE RUMOR MILL IS HOT The internet has been buzzing with suggestions that Carmelo Anthony could be on his way out in New York.  The NBA superstar has done his best to quell rumors, but the Knicks paltry record...
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Is Lebron James the Cavs’ General Manager?
January 9, 2017 No Responses

Is Lebron James the Cavs’ General Manager?

The Cleveland Cavaliers made a big free agency splash on January 7th by announcing that the team had acquired sharp-shooter Kyle Korver from the Atlanta Hawks for Mike Dunleavy, Mo Williams, and a 2019 first-round pick.    This move is...
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