Tag: Trump

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President of the United States of America, which is just another indicator that Idiocracy was not a fictional movie, but premonitory documentary. Oddly enough, the typically religious folks...

Vice-President Mike Pence has contracted the coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known. The former Indiana governor was chosen to lead the publicity fight against the pandemic as the leader of the Coronavirus Task Force. In order to quell fears...

In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka as fuel for all vehicles. The vodka isn’t fit for human consumption, so the president has found an alternative way...

There is apparently STILL a debate about the former First Lady of the United States of America and her status as a porn star. Some, it seems, are unaware either of Melania Trump’s racy past or of the definition of...

Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there are some words Trump himself won’t say. Those words are “radical right-wing terrorism” and the Presiden...

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....

Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender the US nuclear arsenal to the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Trump has declared that all US citizens...

Fox “News” host Sean Hannity has been caught trying to scrub his social media profiles of evidence of his relationship with Michael Cohen, the attorney he shared with Donald Trump. In a suspicious move, the night before Cohen was sentenced...

If you’ve looked at the trending topics on Twitter in the last 24 hours, you may have noticed a certain character from Mario Kart is trending. It seems the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) may have taken note,...