Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’

Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’

Vice-President Mike Pence has contracted the coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known. The former Indiana governor was chosen to lead the publicity fight against the pandemic as the leader of the Coronavirus Task Force. In order to quell fears...
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Melania Trump Pornography Going Viral

Melania Trump Pornography Going Viral

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President , which is just another indicator of where we are as a nation. Oddly enough, the overtly religious people who spent the last decades complaining about adult...
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Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President of the United States of America, which is just another indicator that Idiocracy was not a fictional movie, but premonitory documentary. Oddly enough, the typically religious folks...
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AOC Warns Employers May try to Rip You Off

AOC Warns Employers May try to Rip You Off

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) warns workers that they may not get paid for the extra hour from daylight savings if they aren’t careful. Did you work the late shift on the morning of November 3rd? You may be entitled to...
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Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Host of Fox Nation, Tomi Lahren decided to dress as the “thing that scares me most” this Halloween and the internet responded. Tammy dressed as the Democratic Representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the internet responded in kind...
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Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka as fuel for all vehicles. The vodka isn’t fit for human consumption, so the president has found an alternative way...
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The Best Anti-Trump Stuff on The Internet

The Best Anti-Trump Stuff on The Internet

Most people in America don’t support President Trump, but are they showing it enough? There are some great items online that show your anti-Trump spirit both subtly and not so subtly. We’ve scoured the internet to find the best anti-Trump...
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Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

There is apparently STILL a debate about the current First Lady of the United States of America and her status as a porn star. Some, it seems, are unaware either of Melania Trump’s racy past or of the definition of...
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World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother remains alive. The brothers are known mostly for corrupting the American political system to make it easier for them to...
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Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there are some words Trump himself won’t say. Those words are “radical right-wing terrorism” and the Presiden...
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