Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

As the media repeats the news that Beto O’Rourke raised more money than any other Democratic presidential candidate on his first day, we may want to hold our applause until we see where these donations came from. Beto likes to...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender the US nuclear arsenal to the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Trump has declared that all US citizens...
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Did Melania Trump Do Porn? Take a Look and See….

Did Melania Trump Do Porn? Take a Look and See….

The First Lady (no, not Stormy Daniels, I’m talking about Melania here) is known for her past as a model, but many people don’t know just what type of modeling she paid the bills with. There are plenty of publicly...
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Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic Committee panel announced it has banned Russia from the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. The President made the announcemen...
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GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

After experiencing backlash from supporting accused pedophile Roy Moore for Senate, the Republican National Committee is dropping support for Moore and backing Subway’s Jared Fogle for the Alabama seat. “The RNC has found it’s moral compass,&...
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British Parliament Makes History and Votes ‘No’ Regarding State Visit from Trump

British Parliament Makes History and Votes ‘No’ Regarding State Visit from Trump

In a historic move, British Parliament is debating whether or not to invite President Trump for a state visit. The government body has never debated whether or not to invite a U.S. President to a state visit, and today they...
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Killing Protesters will Soon be Legal if Republicans get Their Way

Killing Protesters will Soon be Legal if Republicans get Their Way

In the wake of the right-wing, Nazi terrorism in Charlottesville, you may hear Republicans decry the violence, but the party has been trying to legalize the killing of protesters across the nation for some time. Republican legislatures in most states...
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Trump is Helping Russia Hack the 2018 and 2020 Elections

Trump is Helping Russia Hack the 2018 and 2020 Elections

While half the country is still fretting over the 2016 Presidential election, Trump, Putin and the Russians are already preparing to steal future American elections. The consequences of their combined assault on our democratic institutions and processes will l...
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Trump Joins ISIS

Trump Joins ISIS

President Trump joined ISIS in attacking London earlier this week when he went after the city’s mayor, Sadiq Khan. In a series of statements released by Trump, he made it clear that he has found a temporary boogeyman for his...
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