Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there are some words Trump himself won’t say. Those words are “radical right-wing terrorism” and the President’s reluctance is probably rooted...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender the US nuclear arsenal to the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Trump has declared that all US citizens...
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Bern Felt Across America

Bern Felt Across America

  You’ve probably heard that Bernie Sanders entered the 2020 presidential contest this week and raised a helluva lot of money. If you have been watching the lame-stream media, you may have seen that fact mentioned, quickly followed by “but...
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Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive

Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive

Millions of Americans woke up to hear that chronic public masturbator and former comedian Louis C.K. is still alive and attempting to revive his dead career. The news spread incredibly fast and sent a shockwave through the entertainment community. The...
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Did Melania Trump “Like” a Tweet About Trump’s Toad Penis?

Did Melania Trump “Like” a Tweet About Trump’s Toad Penis?

If you’ve looked at the trending topics on Twitter in the last 24 hours, you may have noticed a certain character from Mario Kart is trending. It seems the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) may have taken note,...
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Did Melania Trump Do Porn? Take a Look and See….

Did Melania Trump Do Porn? Take a Look and See….

The First Lady (no, not Stormy Daniels, I’m talking about Melania here) is known for her past as a model, but many people don’t know just what type of modeling she paid the bills with. There are plenty of publicly...
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How Trump Collaborated with Putin and Russian Hackers

How Trump Collaborated with Putin and Russian Hackers

There is plenty evidence Trump colluded with Putin and an army of Russian hackers to influence our democratic process. The funny thing is, it has been right under our noses for over two years. Donald Trump or members of his...
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Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic Committee panel announced it has banned Russia from the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. The President made the announcemen...
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GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

After experiencing backlash from supporting accused pedophile Roy Moore for Senate, the Republican National Committee is dropping support for Moore and backing Subway’s Jared Fogle for the Alabama seat. “The RNC has found it’s moral compass,&...
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