Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’

Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’

Vice-President Mike Pence has contracted the coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known. The former Indiana governor was chosen to lead the publicity fight against the pandemic as the leader of the Coronavirus Task Force. In order to quell fears...
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Melania Trump Pornography Going Viral

Melania Trump Pornography Going Viral

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President , which is just another indicator of where we are as a nation. Oddly enough, the overtly religious people who spent the last decades complaining about adult...
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Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President of the United States of America, which is just another indicator that Idiocracy was not a fictional movie, but premonitory documentary. Oddly enough, the typically religious folks...
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Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Host of Fox Nation, Tomi Lahren decided to dress as the “thing that scares me most” this Halloween and the internet responded. Tammy dressed as the Democratic Representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the internet responded in kind...
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Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

There is apparently STILL a debate about the current First Lady of the United States of America and her status as a porn star. Some, it seems, are unaware either of Melania Trump’s racy past or of the definition of...
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Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there are some words Trump himself won’t say. Those words are “radical right-wing terrorism” and the Presiden...
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Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

As the media repeats the news that Beto O’Rourke raised more money than any other Democratic presidential candidate on his first day, we may want to hold our applause until we see where these donations came from. Beto likes to...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender the US nuclear arsenal to the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Trump has declared that all US citizens...
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Bern Felt Across America

Bern Felt Across America

  You’ve probably heard that Bernie Sanders entered the 2020 presidential contest this week and raised a helluva lot of money. If you have been watching the lame-stream media, you may have seen that fact mentioned, quickly followed by “but...
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