‘He will Die in Jail,’ Senior U.S Intelligence Official Says about Trump

‘He will Die in Jail,’ Senior U.S Intelligence Official Says about Trump

National security officials in the U.S. are preparing to “go nuclear” on President Donald Trump after his recent attack on the intelligence community. Using his preferred attack platform, Twitter, the President sent a series of tweets insisting the “real scandal”...
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Trump to One Percenters on Leaked Tape: ‘You Are the Special People’

Trump to One Percenters on Leaked Tape: ‘You Are the Special People’

As the United States steadily lurches toward oligarchy, Trump is not bashful in telling his “special people” exactly what he thinks of them. He has even been inviting wealthy country club members to sit in on interviews with his potential Cabinet....
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Harward Calls Trump’s Offer a ‘Turd Sandwich’ after Declining Said ‘Sandwich’

Harward Calls Trump’s Offer a ‘Turd Sandwich’ after Declining Said ‘Sandwich’

President Trump continues to have trouble making deals as his pick to replace potential traitor Mike Flynn, Robert Harward declines the offer. Harward is reported to have called the offer to become Trump’s national security adviser a “sh*t sandwich...
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Trump’s Golden Shower Dossier Confirmed by U.S. Investigators

Trump’s Golden Shower Dossier Confirmed by U.S. Investigators

Parts of the infamous dossier that contained the story of Trump hiring prostitutes to have a golden shower party in a Moscow hotel bed the Obama’s slept were just confirmed by U.S. investigators for the first time. Multiple current and...
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Trump, The Man who Loves Golden Everything….Including Showers

Trump, The Man who Loves Golden Everything….Including Showers

The internet is ablaze with unverified reports released from Buzzfeed showing the many ways Donald Trump has been compromised by Putin, even after working for the Russian President for over 8 years. The report alleges Trump rented the same presidential...
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It Looks Like Trump is Being Blackmailed by Putin and Assange

It Looks Like Trump is Being Blackmailed by Putin and Assange

If you’ve been hearing Donald Trump talking about Putin and Assange lately, you might have come to the same conclusion many in the CIA have, which is that Trump is being blackmailed by one or both of them. There has...
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Ivanka Trump: EWW! The Peasants Tried to Talk to Me! Take Them Away!

Ivanka Trump: EWW! The Peasants Tried to Talk to Me! Take Them Away!

Earlier today Ivanka Trump delayed a flight for dozens of Americans and claims she was “accosted” by a citizen reminding her how great her father is at ruining a nation, even prior to taking office. That “peasant,” Matt Lanser, neglecte...
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The Trump Holiday Gift Guide by Vanity Fair

The Trump Holiday Gift Guide by Vanity Fair

Donald Trump hasn’t yet made saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” illegal, but he may soon outlaw Vanity Fair and their hilarious video advertising real Trump products. Henry Alford, contributing editor at Vanity F...
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The Electoral College Confirms Trump, Will He Soon Hang for Treason?

The Electoral College Confirms Trump, Will He Soon Hang for Treason?

Today the Electoral College confirmed Donald Trump, the loser of the popular vote, as President, but with his ties to Russia and the illegal hacking lead to him hanging for treason? The odds of him being tried and convicted for...
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