List Of Live Virtual Concerts To Watch During Quarantine

List Of Live Virtual Concerts To Watch During Quarantine

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Melania Trump Found to Be Porn Star

Melania Trump Found to Be Porn Star

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President , which is just another indicator of where we are as a nation. Oddly enough, the overtly religious people who spent the last decades complaining about adult...
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Mike Pence, Coronavirus Czar, Dies From Coronavirus

Mike Pence, Coronavirus Czar, Dies From Coronavirus

Vice-President Mike Pence has died from complications arising from the coronavirus, or COVID-19. The former Indiana governor was chosen to lead the publicity fight against the pandemic. In order to quell fears of the virus, Vice-President Pence was having staf...
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AOC Warns Employers May try to Rip You Off

AOC Warns Employers May try to Rip You Off

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) warns workers that they may not get paid for the extra hour from daylight savings if they aren’t careful. Did you work the late shift on the morning of November 3rd? You may be entitled to...
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Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Host of Fox Nation, Tomi Lahren decided to dress as the “thing that scares me most” this Halloween and the internet responded. Tammy dressed as the Democratic Representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the internet responded in kind...
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Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka as fuel for all vehicles. The vodka isn’t fit for human consumption, so the president has found an alternative way...
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World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother remains alive. The brothers are known mostly for corrupting the American political system to make it easier for them to...
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Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there are some words Trump himself won’t say. Those words are “radical right-wing terrorism” and the Presiden...
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Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

As the media repeats the news that Beto O’Rourke raised more money than any other Democratic presidential candidate on his first day, we may want to hold our applause until we see where these donations came from. Beto likes to...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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