World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother remains alive. The brothers are known mostly for corrupting the American political system to make it easier for them to...
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Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there are some words Trump himself won’t say. Those words are “radical right-wing terrorism” and the Presiden...
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Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

Beto Raises Money from Big Oil and Wealthy Donors

As the media repeats the news that Beto O’Rourke raised more money than any other Democratic presidential candidate on his first day, we may want to hold our applause until we see where these donations came from. Beto likes to...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender the US nuclear arsenal to the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Trump has declared that all US citizens...
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Bern Felt Across America

Bern Felt Across America

  You’ve probably heard that Bernie Sanders entered the 2020 presidential contest this week and raised a helluva lot of money. If you have been watching the lame-stream media, you may have seen that fact mentioned, quickly followed by “but...
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Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening

Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening

As is the tradition in American politics, the incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has murdered the outgoing Speaker, Paul Ryan by removing his head. Shortly after, winds stirred and Ryan’s quickening found its way to Pelosi, who absorbed...
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Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive

Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive

Millions of Americans woke up to hear that chronic public masturbator and former comedian Louis C.K. is still alive and attempting to revive his dead career. The news spread incredibly fast and sent a shockwave through the entertainment community. The...
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Did Melania Trump “Like” a Tweet About Trump’s Toad Penis?

Did Melania Trump “Like” a Tweet About Trump’s Toad Penis?

If you’ve looked at the trending topics on Twitter in the last 24 hours, you may have noticed a certain character from Mario Kart is trending. It seems the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) may have taken note,...
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Learn How to get Free Stuff on Amazon in Seconds

Learn How to get Free Stuff on Amazon in Seconds

  There are so many advertisers trying to get your attention, you can get free stuff from Amazon and other companies in a number of different ways. It isn’t too hard to get free stuff on Amazon, you just have...
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