Sniffing Out the 7 Best Holiday Products for Wooks: Peace, Love, and Odor Control

Sniffing Out the 7 Best Holiday Products for Wooks: Peace, Love, and Odor Control

Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round as we embark on a gonzo adventure into the wild and fragrant world of those fearless warriors of olfactory audacity: the smelly hippies. Yes, folks, we’re diving headfirst into the fragrant abyss...
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Unplugging the Madness: A Gonzo Guide to Meaningful and Sustainable Christmas Gifting

Unplugging the Madness: A Gonzo Guide to Meaningful and Sustainable Christmas Gifting

Goddamn, ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time of year again when the vultures of consumerism descend upon us, swooping down like a flock of rabid bats, ready to feast on our hard-earned cash. But fear not, for I, your humble...
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Unwrapping the Unusual: Top 5 Weirdest Christmas Gifts on Amazon

Unwrapping the Unusual: Top 5 Weirdest Christmas Gifts on Amazon

Christmas is a time for spreading joy and giving thoughtful gifts to our loved ones. However, for those who appreciate a touch of eccentricity, Amazon offers a treasure trove of bizarre and unconventional presents that are sure to raise eyebrows...
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Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’

Mike Pence Contracts Coronavirus While Trying to Prove it ‘A Hoax’

Vice-President Mike Pence has contracted the coronavirus, or COVID-19, as it is known. The former Indiana governor was chosen to lead the publicity fight against the pandemic as the leader of the Coronavirus Task Force. In order to quell fears...
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Melania Trump Pornography Going Viral

Melania Trump Pornography Going Viral

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President , which is just another indicator of where we are as a nation. Oddly enough, the overtly religious people who spent the last decades complaining about adult...
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List Of Live Virtual Concerts To Watch During Quarantine

List Of Live Virtual Concerts To Watch During Quarantine

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AOC Warns Employers May try to Rip You Off

AOC Warns Employers May try to Rip You Off

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) warns workers that they may not get paid for the extra hour from daylight savings if they aren’t careful. Did you work the late shift on the morning of November 3rd? You may be entitled to...
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Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Tomi Lahren Dresses as AOC for Halloween and Immediately Regrets It

Host of Fox Nation, Tomi Lahren decided to dress as the “thing that scares me most” this Halloween and the internet responded. Tammy dressed as the Democratic Representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the internet responded in kind...
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Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka as fuel for all vehicles. The vodka isn’t fit for human consumption, so the president has found an alternative way...
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World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother remains alive. The brothers are known mostly for corrupting the American political system to make it easier for them to...
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