Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President of the United States of America, which is just another indicator that Idiocracy was not a fictional movie, but premonitory documentary. Oddly enough, the typically religious folks...
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Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka as fuel for all vehicles. The vodka isn’t fit for human consumption, so the president has found an alternative way...
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The Best Anti-Trump Stuff on The Internet

The Best Anti-Trump Stuff on The Internet

Most people in America don’t support President Trump, but are they showing it enough? There are some great items online that show your anti-Trump spirit both subtly and not so subtly. We’ve scoured the internet to find the best anti-Trump...
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Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

There is apparently STILL a debate about the current First Lady of the United States of America and her status as a porn star. Some, it seems, are unaware either of Melania Trump’s racy past or of the definition of...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening

Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening

As is the tradition in American politics, the incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has murdered the outgoing Speaker, Paul Ryan by removing his head. Shortly after, winds stirred and Ryan’s quickening found its way to Pelosi, who absorbed...
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Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive

Millions Mourn as Comedian/Actor Louis CK, Age 51, Found Alive

Millions of Americans woke up to hear that chronic public masturbator and former comedian Louis C.K. is still alive and attempting to revive his dead career. The news spread incredibly fast and sent a shockwave through the entertainment community. The...
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Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI

Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI

Trump administration officials are forbidding officials at the nation’s top law enforcement agency from using a list of seven words or phrases – including “indictment” and “Russia” – in any official documents, meetings...
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Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic Committee panel announced it has banned Russia from the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. The President made the announcemen...
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GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

After experiencing backlash from supporting accused pedophile Roy Moore for Senate, the Republican National Committee is dropping support for Moore and backing Subway’s Jared Fogle for the Alabama seat. “The RNC has found it’s moral compass,&...
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