President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic Committee panel announced it has banned Russia from the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang.
The President made the announcement via tweet after his aids said he ate half a bucket of KFC chicken and was screaming at his wall of televisions.
“SAD! The dopey Olympics Committee just barred Russia in 2018 for “doping.” US athletes will represent Russia at the Winter “Olympics,” the President tweeted.
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He later tweeted:
“The US doesn’t need gold medals.We already have enough to be proud of after Making America Great Again! #MAGA”
Republican officials and White House staffers were not available for comment on the incident. Senator Mitch McConnell was seen running towards an elevator restricted for senators with his fingers in his ears yelling, “Lalalalalalalalalalalala. I can’t hear you.”
The IOC has not said whether it will accept US athletes playing for Russia.
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Trump’s declaration comes amid mounting evidence members of his campaign and family colluded with Russians to influence the 2016 election. Trump’s former National Security Advisor, Mike Flynn pleaded guilty to a felony last week and is currently working with Robert Mueller’s investigation.