World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

World Mourns As One Koch Brother Found Still Alive

The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother remains alive. The brothers are known mostly for corrupting the American political system to make it easier for them to...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender the US nuclear arsenal to the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Trump has declared that all US citizens...
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Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening

Nancy Pelosi has Killed Paul Ryan and Absorbed His Quickening

As is the tradition in American politics, the incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has murdered the outgoing Speaker, Paul Ryan by removing his head. Shortly after, winds stirred and Ryan’s quickening found its way to Pelosi, who absorbed...
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Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI

Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI

Trump administration officials are forbidding officials at the nation’s top law enforcement agency from using a list of seven words or phrases – including “indictment” and “Russia” – in any official documents, meetings...
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Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic Committee panel announced it has banned Russia from the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. The President made the announcemen...
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GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

After experiencing backlash from supporting accused pedophile Roy Moore for Senate, the Republican National Committee is dropping support for Moore and backing Subway’s Jared Fogle for the Alabama seat. “The RNC has found it’s moral compass,&...
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Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden

Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden

Amid speculation into conversations between Donald Trump and former FBI Director James Comey, a new Washington Post article reports a source told them Trump “goosed Comey in the White House Vegetable Garden.” A close friend of Comey went on to...
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