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The world awoke on Friday to the terrible news that although David Koch had passed away, his equally terrible brother remains alive. The brothers are known mostly for corrupting the American political system to make it easier for them to dump deadly pollution into our communities.
Though we were blessed with the death of one of the most terrible agents of death the Earth has ever known, we mourn as David Koch is still here to reek havoc on our ecosystems.
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You polluted the world to death
“For what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world, if it costs him his soul?”
Good ridence to your fucked up brother.Hope you find the same fate.You assholes could have helped this country and the world by helping the people in it, but no you are too greedy with your wealth .Burn in Hell , all of you evil bastards !!!