President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about...
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Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI

Trump Bans the Words “Indictment” and “Russia” from FBI

Trump administration officials are forbidding officials at the nation’s top law enforcement agency from using a list of seven words or phrases – including “indictment” and “Russia” – in any official documents, meetings...
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Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

Trump: 2018 U.S.A. Olympic Team to Play for Russia After Ban

President Trump has declared the American 2018 Winter Olympic teams will be playing for the Russians after the International Olympic Committee panel announced it has banned Russia from the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. The President made the announcemen...
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GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

GOP Dropping Roy Moore for Subway’s Jared Fogle in AL Race

After experiencing backlash from supporting accused pedophile Roy Moore for Senate, the Republican National Committee is dropping support for Moore and backing Subway’s Jared Fogle for the Alabama seat. “The RNC has found it’s moral compass,&...
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Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden

Comey to Testify Trump “Goosed” Him in White House Garden

Amid speculation into conversations between Donald Trump and former FBI Director James Comey, a new Washington Post article reports a source told them Trump “goosed Comey in the White House Vegetable Garden.” A close friend of Comey went on to...
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Ivanka Trump: EWW! The Peasants Tried to Talk to Me! Take Them Away!

Ivanka Trump: EWW! The Peasants Tried to Talk to Me! Take Them Away!

Earlier today Ivanka Trump delayed a flight for dozens of Americans and claims she was “accosted” by a citizen reminding her how great her father is at ruining a nation, even prior to taking office. That “peasant,” Matt Lanser, neglecte...
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