Millions of Americans woke up to hear that chronic public masturbator and former comedian Louis C.K. is still alive and attempting to revive his dead career. The news spread incredibly fast and sent a shockwave through the entertainment community.

The career of the still-alive Louis C.K. was abruptly and appropriately ended when he was accused by 5 women of sexual misconduct in 2017. The women alleged that Louis asked them up to his room and then talked about pulling his penis out. He then pulled it out and began masturbating, the women allege. C.K. admitted the allegations were accurate and has essentially owned up to the incident, though he has remained out of the spotlight until a tape surfaced recently.

“These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay because I never showed a woman my (penis) without asking first, which is also true,” he said in a statement at the time. “But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your (penis) isn’t a question. It’s a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly.”

Louis C.K. is a Terrible Person

The former funnyman was recently recorded at a club doing a bit trashing the victims of school shootings from Parkland, Florida and mocking transgenger people who insist on an accurate identity.

The father of a Parkland victim responded on Twitter, asking Louis, “Why don’t you come to my house and try out your new pathetic jokes?”

https://twitter.com/fred_guttenberg/status/1079744902135758848

These comments come just a week after tapes of Louis C.K. using the “N-word” multiple times. While the career of Louis C.K. seems to be dead, the man is still very much alive, and that is a disappointment to many.