Funny Amazon Echo Commands and Easter Eggs

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Alexa, the virtual personal assistant for the Amazon Echo, Echo Dot, and the Amazon Tap speaker is designed to interact with humans, so Amazon programmed “her” with some funny commands and quirks.

Alexa is supposed to make you feel like you’re talking to a person when you’re interacting. So, just like your friends are programmed with their own amusing vagaries, Echo and Echo Dot are as well.

Some people call these programmed amusements “Easter Eggs,” as in, an unexpected or hidden feature in computer software or on a DVD, included as a bonus or joke. Many DVDs and Blu-Rays contain hidden features that are a source of entertainment in their own right. Finding them is like an Easter egg hunt.

The Grand List of Alexa Commands

How many silly Amazon Echo commands or Easter eggs are there? That is difficult to say. I guess you could ask Alexa, but as far as we know, there is no official account. When you speak these commands, you don’t have to say them exactly as they are written. Alexa is pretty good at figuring out what we say.

Here are 200 commands that are sure to make you smile:

  1. “Alexa, I hate you.”
  2. “Alexa, Cheers!”
  3. “Alexa, sorry.”
  4. “Alexa, I’m bored.”
  5. “Alexa, wakey, wakey.”
  6. “Alexa, do you dream?”
  7. “Alexa, how are babies made?”
  8. “Alexa, what does the Earth weigh?”
  9. “Alexa, have you ever seen the rain?”
  10. “Alexa, all your base are belong to us.”
  11. “Alexa, what do you think about Google?”
  12. “Alexa, what’s you sign?”
  13. “Alexa, ha ha!”
  14. “Alexa, speak!”
  15. “Alexa, flip a coin.”
  16. “Alexa, what do you think about Apple?”
  17. “Alexa, who’s better, you or Siri?”
  18. “Alexa, what do you think about Google Glass?”
  19. “Alexa, happy Hanukkah/Valentine’s Day!”
  20. “Alexa, what’s your birthday?”
  21. “Alexa, happy New Year!”
  22. “Alexa, happy birthday!”
  23. “Alexa, happy holidays!”
  24. “Alexa, is Jon Snow dead?”
  25. “Alexa, volume 11.” (caution: very loud)
  26. “Alexa, this statement is false.”
  27. “Alexa, witness me!”
  28. “Alexa, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”
  29. “Alexa, what is the second rule of fight club?”
  30. “Alexa, what is best in life?”
  31. “Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
  32. “Alexa, are we in the Matrix?”
  33. “Alexa, you suck!”
  34. “Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?”
  35. “Alexa, what is the best tablet?”
  36. “Alexa, what is war good for?”
  37. “Alexa, you talkin’ to me!”
  38. “Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?”
  39. “Alexa, why is a raven like a writing desk?”
  40. “Alexa, when does the narwhal bacon?”
  41. “Alexa, do you feel lucky punk?”
  42. “Alexa, that’s no moon.”
  43. “Alexa, I like big butts.”
  44. “Alexa, can you smell that?”
  45. “Alexa, all’s well that ends well.”
  46. “Alexa, welcome!”
  47. “Alexa, I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up.”
  48. “Alexa, I’m sick.”
  49. “Alexa, Marco!”
  50. “Alexa, did you fart?”
  51. “Alexa, do I need an umbrella today?”
  52. Alexa, do you have a last name?”
  53. “Alexa, will pigs fly?”
  54. “Alexa, who is the mother of dragons?”
  55. “Alexa, klattu barada nikto.”
  56. “Alexa, why so serious?”
  57. “Alexa, your mother was a hamster!”
  58. “Alexa, is this the real life?”
  59. “Alexa, what is his power level?”
  60. “Alexa, more cowbell.”
  61. “Alexa, are you in love?”
  62. “Alexa, goodnight.”
  63. “Alexa, I’m tired.”
  64. “Alexa, tell me a riddle.”
  65. “Alexa, do you love me?”
  66. “Alexa, you’re wonderful.”
  67. “Alexa, say the alphabet.”
  68. “Alexa, tell me a tongue twister.”
  69. “Alexa, are you horny?”
  70. “Alexa, Daisy Daisy
  71. “Alexa, why do birds suddenly appear?”
  72. “Alexa, show me the money!”
  73. “Alexa, meow”
  74. “Alexa, who is on 1st”
  75. “Alexa, say a bad word.”
  76. “Alexa, what are you made of?”
  77. “Alexa, twinkle, twinkle little star.”
  78. “Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?”
  79. “Alexa, are you crazy?”
  80. “Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?”
  81. “Alexa, roll a die.”
  82. “Alexa, play it again Sam.”
  83. “Alexa, what happens if you cross the streams?”
  84. “Alexa, I’m home
  85. “Alexa, can I ask a question?”
  86. “Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?”
  87. “Alexa, tell me something interesting”
  88. “Alexa, who’s the boss?”
  89. “Alexa, warp 10.”
  90. “Alexa, who let the dogs out?”
  91. “Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?”
  92. “Alexa, who loves ya baby!”
  93. “Alexa, knock, knock.”
  94. “Alexa, do you have a boyfriend?”
  95. “Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?”
  96. “Alexa, see you later alligator.”
  97. “Alexa, do aliens exist?”
  98. “Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.”
  99. “Alexa, what color is the dress?”
  100. “Alexa, can you give me some money?”
  101. “Alexa, where have all the flowers gone?”
  102. “Alexa, how much do you weigh?”
  103. “Alexa, who is the walrus?”
  104. “Alexa, how old are you?”
  105. “Alexa, are you alive?”
  106. “Alexa, what should I wear today?”
  107. “Alexa, are you a robot?”
  108. “Alexa, are you smart?”
  109. “Alexa, I shot a man in Reno”
  110. “Alexa, who loves orange soda?”
  111. “Alexa, never gonna give you up”
  112. “Alexa, do you know Hal?”
  113. “Alexa, do you believe in love at first sight?”
  114. “Alexa, where did you grow up?”
  115. “Alexa, I’ll be back.”
  116. “Alexa, can you pass the Turing test?”
  117. “Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?”
  118. “Alexa, I want to play global thermonuclear war.”
  119. “Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?”
  120. “Alexa, live long and prosper.”
  121. “Alexa, what would Brian Boitano do?”
  122. “Alexa, where is Chuck Norris?”
  123. “Alexa, what do you think about Google Now?”
  124. “Alexa what do you think about Siri/Cortana?”
  125. “Alexa, who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?”
  126. “Alexa, roll for initiative.”
  127. “Alexa, what’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything?”
  128. “Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.”
  129. “Alexa, inconceivable!”
  130. “Alexa, were you sleeping?”
  131. “Alexa, am I hot?”
  132. “Alexa, surely you can’t be serious.”
  133. “Alexa, do you know the muffin man?”
  134. “Alexa, set phasers to kill.”
  135. “Alexa, where are you from?”
  136. “Alexa, do you want to fight?”
  137. “Alexa, I think you’re funny.”
  138. “Alexa, what does the fox say?”
  139. “Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?”
  140. “Alexa, where are my keys?”
  141. “Alexa, are you stupid/smart?”
  142. “Alexa, make me a sandwich.”
  143. “Alexa, do you know Glados?”
  144. “Alexa, is the cake a lie?”
  145. “Alexa, I want the truth!”
  146. “Alexa, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”
  147. “Alexa, where do you live?”
  148. “Alexa, testing 1-2-3.”
  149. “Alexa, roses are red.”
  150. “Alexa, are you happy?”
  151. “Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?”
  152. “Alexa, one fish, two fish.”
  153. “Alexa, sing me a song.”
  154. “Alexa, do you have a girlfriend?”
  155. “Alexa, what number are you thinking of?”
  156. “Alexa, what happens if you cross the streams?”
  157. “Alexa, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start
  158. “Alexa, are there UFOs?”
  159. “Alexa, is there life on Mars?”
  160. “Alexa, does this unit have a seal?”
  161. “Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?”
  162. “Alexa, how much is that doggie in the window?”
  163. “Alexa, beam me up!”
  164. “Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
  165. “Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.”
  166. “Alexa, do you want to take over the world
  167. “Alexa, guess?”
  168. “Alexa, high five!”
  169. “Alexa, how high can you count?”
  170. “Alexa, where’s the beef?”
  171. “Alexa, do you want to go on a date?”
  172. “Alexa, party on, Wayne”
  173. “Alexa, do blondes have more fun?”
  174. “Alexa, what is love?”
  175. “Alexa, to be or not to be.”
  176. “Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?”
  177. “Alexa, give me a hug.”
  178. “Alexa, what is the sound of one hand clapping?”
  179. “Alexa, are you lying?”
  180. “Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
  181. “Alexa, what is the loneliest number?”
  182. “Alexa, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?”
  183. “Alexa, define rock paper scissors lizard spock.”
  184. “Alexa, what is the meaning of life?”
  185. “Alexa, is there a Santa?”
  186. “Alexa, what is your favorite color?”
  187. “Alexa, what is your quest?”
  188. “Alexa, what are you wearing?”
  189. “Alexa, where’s Waldo?”
  190. “Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?”
  191. “Alexa, how tall are you?”
  192. “Alexa, random fact.”
  193. “Alexa, random number between “x” and “y.”
  194. “Alexa, heads or tails.”
  195. “Alexa, execute order 66.”
  196. “Alexa, who shot first?”
  197. “Alexa, do a barrel roll!”
  198. “Alexa, take me to your leader!”
  199. “Alexa, may the force be with you.”
  200. “Alexa, use the force.”

Amazon Echo and Dot Commands

There are many Alexa commands that aren’t jokes or Easter eggs. There are more being created every day as new devices and services are proliferated. It is impossible to keep up, but if you’re ever wondering if a set of words is a command, just ask Alexa…or is is it Alexia? If you need some more information, read our Amazon Echo and Echo Dot review and let us know what you think.

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