Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

Trump Orders Military to Fuel Vehicles with Trump Vodka

In keeping with his unbridled corruption and unquenchable greed, President Trump has ordered the military to only use Trump Vodka as fuel for all vehicles. The vodka isn’t fit for human consumption, so the president has found an alternative way...
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Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump, the Porn-Star Menace

Melania Trump is the first porn star to be married to a President of the United States of America, which is just another indicator that Idiocracy was not a fictional movie, but premonitory documentary. Oddly enough, the typically religious folks...
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The Best Anti-Trump Stuff on The Internet

The Best Anti-Trump Stuff on The Internet

Most people in America don’t support President Trump, but are they showing it enough? There are some great items online that show your anti-Trump spirit both subtly and not so subtly. We’ve scoured the internet to find the best anti-Trump...
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Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

Yes, Melania Trump is a Porn Star, Here is the Proof

There is apparently STILL a debate about the current First Lady of the United States of America and her status as a porn star. Some, it seems, are unaware either of Melania Trump’s racy past or of the definition of...
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Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Say the Words, Trump. “Radical, Right-Wing Terrorism.”

Donald Trump was never shy when claiming Obama wouldn’t say the phrase, “radical Islamic terror,” but now it seems there are some words Trump himself won’t say. Those words are “radical right-wing terrorism” and the Presiden...
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President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

President Trump Declares Michael Cohen a National Emergency

Michael Cohen – Satire During the Hanoi Summit Kim Jong Un, President Trump has declared the testimony of his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, a national emergency. “This so-called lawyer violated my client privileges by lying to everyone about....
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Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Kim Jong Un Convinces Trump to Give US Nukes to North Korea

Hanoi, Vietnam – Satire In an historic summit in Hanoi, Vietnam, before negotiations even began, President Trump agreed to surrender the US nuclear arsenal to the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Trump has declared that all US citizens...
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Sean Hannity Deletes Tweets About Michael Cohen

Sean Hannity Deletes Tweets About Michael Cohen

Fox “News” host Sean Hannity has been caught trying to scrub his social media profiles of evidence of his relationship with Michael Cohen, the attorney he shared with Donald Trump. In a suspicious move, the night before Cohen was sentenced...
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Did Melania Trump “Like” a Tweet About Trump’s Toad Penis?

Did Melania Trump “Like” a Tweet About Trump’s Toad Penis?

If you’ve looked at the trending topics on Twitter in the last 24 hours, you may have noticed a certain character from Mario Kart is trending. It seems the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) may have taken note,...
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How Trump Collaborated with Putin and Russian Hackers

How Trump Collaborated with Putin and Russian Hackers

There is plenty evidence Trump colluded with Putin and an army of Russian hackers to influence our democratic process. The funny thing is, it has been right under our noses for over two years. Donald Trump or members of his...
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